BEST OF THE BEST (1989)
October 9, 2023
“Always cross in the green – never inbetween.” – Vince Lombardi … More BEST OF THE BEST (1989)
BREATHING FIRE (1991)
March 30, 2023
A forgotten Ke Huy Quan CLASSIC … More BREATHING FIRE (1991)
COMFORT AND JOY (1984)
December 25, 2022
Hello folks! … More COMFORT AND JOY (1984)
CRACKERJACK 2 (1997)
November 17, 2022
Crackerjack 2: Jack Cracker … More CRACKERJACK 2 (1997)
NEW CRIME CITY (1994)
November 9, 2022
NEW CRIME CITY LOS ANGELES 2020 OLYMPIC BID … More NEW CRIME CITY (1994)
TURBULENCE 3: HEAVY METAL (2001)
November 4, 2022
AKA Goth Cruise 2000. … More TURBULENCE 3: HEAVY METAL (2001)
TURBULENCE 2: FEAR OF FLYING (1999)
October 19, 2022
Chekov’s Sequel … More TURBULENCE 2: FEAR OF FLYING (1999)
CYBER TRACKER (1994)
October 6, 2022
Don “The Dragon” Wilson *is* CYBER TRACKER. Wait, he’s *fighting* CYBER TRACKER? My bad. … More CYBER TRACKER (1994)
ALIEN PRIVATE EYE (1989)
September 19, 2022
How can it be wrong when it feels so right? … More ALIEN PRIVATE EYE (1989)
UNMASKING THE IDOL (1986)
September 14, 2022
The least misleading movie poster of all time. … More UNMASKING THE IDOL (1986)
TAGTEAM (1991)
September 6, 2022
They’re COPS… but they’re WRESTLERS. … More TAGTEAM (1991)
CHERRY 2000 (1987)
August 30, 2022
“We have Tank Girl at home.” … More CHERRY 2000 (1987)
HEATSEEKER (1995)
August 21, 2022
Albert Pyun is not a coward. … More HEATSEEKER (1995)
TURBULENCE (1997)
August 18, 2022
Shut up critics, it’s good actually. … More TURBULENCE (1997)
BLOODY MUSCLE BODY BUILDER IN HELL (2012)
August 10, 2022
Sometimes a phenomenal name is all you need. … More BLOODY MUSCLE BODY BUILDER IN HELL (2012)
SHOCK TREATMENT (1981)
August 7, 2022
Fed up with reality TV? Blame this guy. … More SHOCK TREATMENT (1981)
DANGER: DIABOLIK (1968)
July 25, 2022
Sometimes, MST3K gets it wrong. This is one such time. … More DANGER: DIABOLIK (1968)
CREEPOZOIDS (1987)
July 21, 2022
I make no apologies for what you’re about to read. … More CREEPOZOIDS (1987)
THE SILENCERS (1966)
July 20, 2022
Don’t believe the poster, Stella Stevens is the star of this. … More THE SILENCERS (1966)
SANTO Y BLUE DEMON CONTRA LOS MONSTRUOS (1969)
July 15, 2022
Lucha Libre is cool and so is this movie. … More SANTO Y BLUE DEMON CONTRA LOS MONSTRUOS (1969)
THE AMBULANCE (1990)
July 11, 2022
Eric Roberts. Man. Myth. Verb. … More THE AMBULANCE (1990)
ELECTRIC DREAMS (1984)
July 10, 2022
Lenny von Dohlen fights a computer for the love of Virginia Madsen, and who can blame him? … More ELECTRIC DREAMS (1984)
R.I.P. Lenny von Dohlen
July 9, 2022
December 22nd, 1958 – July 5th, 2022 … More R.I.P. Lenny von Dohlen
TRANCERS (1984)
July 8, 2022
Stop whatever you’re doing, this guy is called Jack Deth. … More TRANCERS (1984)
WEDLOCK (1991)
July 8, 2022
If anyone knows a reason I shouldn’t watch this movie, please speak, erm… yesterday. … More WEDLOCK (1991)
ROCKULA (1990)
July 6, 2022
A greater vampire love story than Twili- what do you mean that meme died years ago? … More ROCKULA (1990)
ACTION U.S.A. (1989)
July 4, 2022
Sometimes, a movie does exactly what it says on the tin. This is one of those movies. … More ACTION U.S.A. (1989)
NO RETREAT, NO SURRENDER (1985)
July 3, 2022
When is a JCVD movie not a JCVD movie? … More NO RETREAT, NO SURRENDER (1985)
Obligatory first post
July 2, 2022
It’s here! It’s finally here! I’ve been threatening to do this blog for months, so here it is! Here I’ll post reviews of the movies I watch (or have already watched), a bit more in-depth than on Twitter. In terms of layout etc, this is all a bit barebones right now, as I’m basically just … More Obligatory first post
ROCK & RULE (1983)
March 7, 2025
Look at that poster. Look at it. Look at the names on it! Some of the most popular artists of the time, billed atop a poster depicting a maniacal villain clenching his fist, overseeing a woman – who somewhat resembles one of those artists, Debbie Harry – who appears to be shooting forks of lightning … More ROCK & RULE (1983)
CRACKERJACK (1994)
November 15, 2022
“I just don’t think you can crack ‘er, Jack.” … More CRACKERJACK (1994)
Ginger at the Pictures 